Porterhouse Blue 2131181 224548271 2008-07-09T10:29:24Z 212.23.21.100 /* Porterhouse College */ [[Image:Porterhouse Blue Book.jpg|thumb|200px|Cover of ''Porterhouse Blue'' Book]] '''''Porterhouse Blue''''' is a novel written by [[Tom Sharpe]], first published in [[1974]]. A satirical look at [[Cambridge]] life and the struggle between tradition and reform, it tells the story of [[Skullion]], the Head [[Porter (college)|Porter]] of a [[List of fictional Cambridge colleges|fictional]] [[University of Cambridge|Cambridge college]], [[Porterhouse College|Porterhouse]]. There is a sequel, ''[[Grantchester Grind]]'', but ''Porterhouse Blue'' is complete in itself. The name is probably inspired by [[Peterhouse, Cambridge|Peterhouse]], though the described location fits better with the Old School site opposite [[Clare College]] and [[Trinity Hall]]. A 'blue' is an award of the [[Cambridge_blue#Regalia|university colours]], typically for sporting prowess. There was a [[Channel 4]] TV series in 1987 based on the novel, adapted by [[Malcolm Bradbury]]. ==Plot summary== For the first time in five hundred years, the master of Porterhouse fails to name his successor before dying. He succumbs to a ''Porterhouse Blue'' - a [[Cerebrovascular accident|stroke]] brought about by the over indulgence in the college's legendary [[cuisine]]. [[Sir Godber Evans]] is appointed as his successor. Sir Godber, having been egged on by his zealous wife, Lady Mary, announces sweeping changes to the centuries of college tradition, much to the concern of Skullion and the [[Fellow]]s, who plan a [[counter attack]] to the proposed [[Condom machine|contraceptive machines]], women students, and a canteen. Meanwhile, the only research graduate student in the college, Lionel Zipser, visits the hard of hearing [[Chaplain]] and explains his fixation for Mrs Biggs, his middle-aged big breasted bedder, through a [[megaphone]], which is heard by anyone and everyone within distance. While not happening to overhear this, Mrs. Biggs senses something is up on her own due to Zipser's awkward behaviour around her every time she comes to clean his room and especially when she teases him sexually (the climax of which is when she asks him to help her take off her bright red pvc raincoat from behind, which prompts him to reach over with his hands to her front side - and - at least in the [[#TV mini-series]] - slightly over her big breasts). While Sir Godber congratulates himself on having the traditionalists over a barrel, [[Investigative journalism|investigative journalist]] Cornelius Carrington is brought in on the pretext of helping both parties, while secretly having his own agenda. Meanwhile, having been advised to pick up a foreign student, so as to avoid his predatory lust to Mrs. Biggs that could end up badly, Zipser visits an array of [[public house]]s in search of a [[condom]] and later wakes from his [[stupor]] in possession of two gross of condoms. He tries many ways to get rid of them and eventually inflates them with [[gas]] from the gas fire in his room and floats them up the [[chimney]], not realising that some get stuck in the chimney and the rest float down into the college quadrangle. Fearing for the good name of college, Skullion spends the night bursting the inflated condoms. At this point it turns out it is Mrs Biggs who is the predator, as she sneaks up to Zipser's room in the middle of the night and wakes him up. By the time he realizes she's in his room in the middle of the night, to his great shock she undresses without saying much and promptly enters his bed against his protests, and lies on top of him. Unfortunately, while undressing she lit the gas fire which takes a short while to ignite the inflated condoms stuck in the chimney, causing an explosion that demolishes the Ball Tower and kills Zipser and Mrs Biggs in the moment of passion. When Skullion refuses to open the main gates of college to let the [[fire apparatus|fire engines]] in and continues to burst the inflated condoms, he is fired. He plans to take his revenge by making a shocking reveal-all appearance on Carrington's [[live television]] show and partially succeeds. After the new master refuses Skullion's pleas to let him keep his job, Skullion offers shares a former master left him, Sir Godber refuses him flat out and has a fatal accident, Skullion, not being entirely responsible quickly leaves. Two senior [[Academic rank#United Kingdom|academics]] find the dying Sir Godber who whispers them one word...Skullion, they agree that, in accordance with college [[tradition]], Skullion has been named the new Master of Porterhouse. When Skullion is visited by the college officials with the good news, he thinks they have found out his involvement with Sir Godber's death and whilst they are telling him about his great fortune, he has a debilitating ''Porterhouse Blue'' himself. Nonetheless, he is installed as the Master and the college find that the shares he'd offered to Sir Godber are worth more than the cost of rebuilding the Ball Tower, so Porterhouse's traditions are firmly re-established. '''ISBN''' * ISBN 0-87113-279-6 [http://isbndb.com/d/book/porterhouse_blue.html isbndb entry] Hardback * ISBN 0-436-45802-0 [http://isbndb.com/d/book/porterhouse_blue_a01.html isbndb entry] Hardback * ISBN 0-330-24667-4 [http://isbndb.com/d/book/porterhouse_blue_a02.html isbndb entry] Paperback ==Porterhouse College== Porterhouse College is the fictional [[University of Cambridge]] college in ''Porterhouse Blue''. Masters of the College include Sir Godber Evans, a former Labour government Minister, Skullion, the College's Head Porter, and [[Lord Jeremy Pimpole]]. Senior Fellows of the College include the Dean, the Senior Tutor, the Praelector, the Chaplain and the Bursar. For centuries, Porterhouse College has been renowned for its cuisine, the arrogance of its Fellows, the prowess of its rowers and the low level of its academic achievements. There is a college in Cambridge called [[Peterhouse, Cambridge|Peterhouse]], though the described location fits better with the Old School site opposite [[Clare College]] and [[Trinity Hall College]]. The name is a pun on the style of college name used by Peterhouse and the former Michaelhouse, [[college porter]]s and [[porterhouse steak]]s. ==Characters== The central characters are [[Skullion]], the Head Porter; Lionel Zipser, a research student; [[Sir Godber Evans]], the Master; Lady Mary, the Master's wife; the Dean; and Mrs Biggs, Zipser's "bedder" (room cleaner). == Adaptations == === TV mini-series === [[Image:Porterhouse Blue DVD.jpg|thumb|right|100px|Cover of DVD]] In 1987, ''Porterhouse Blue'' was adapted for television by [[Malcolm Bradbury]] for [[Channel 4]] in four episodes. It starred [[David Jason]] as [[Skullion]], [[Ian Richardson]] as Sir Godber Evans, [[Charles Gray (actor)|Charles Gray]] as Sir Cathcart D'Eath, and [[John Sessions]] as Zipser. Also appearing were [[Griff Rhys Jones]] as Cornelius Carrington, [[Paula Jacobs]] as Mrs. Biggs, [[Paul Rogers (actor)|Paul Rogers]] as the Dean, [[John Woodnutt]] as the Senior Tutor, [[Lockwood West]] as the Chaplain, and [[Harold Innocent]] as the Bursar. :The title song "Dives in Omnia" (cod-Latin for "Wealth in all things") was sung by [[a cappella]] group [[The Flying Pickets]]. The series won an International Emmy and two BAFTA Awards (including David Jason's for Best Actor).[http://64.233.183.104/search?q=cache:agXoCJlROPMJ:www.amazon.ca/Porterhouse-Blue-Robert-Knights/dp/B000NVKZWO+porterhouse+blue+emmy&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=uk] The television adaptation has been released on [[DVD]] and [[VHS]].<ref>[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092428/ Porterhouse Blue (1987) (TV)<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref> [[Sidney Sussex College, Cambridge]], Sacrist's Gate near [[Ely Cathedral]] in [[Cambridgeshire]] and [[Apethorpe Hall]] in [[Northamptonshire]] were used as locations in the series.<ref>[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092428/locations Porterhouse Blue (1987) (TV) - Filming locations<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref> === Audio books === There have also been two audio book versions; * 1992 ''Porterhouse Blue'', read by David Jason, published by [[HarperCollins]]. ISBN 0-00-104635-7 * 1993 ''Porterhouse Blue: Complete & Unabridged (Word for Word Audio Books)''', read by [[Griff Rhys Jones]], published by [[BBC]] Audio and Chivers. ISBN 0-7451-2817-3 ==See also== *[[Tom Sharpe]] *[[Grantchester Grind]] *[[List of fictional Cambridge colleges]] ==References== {{reflist}} == External links == *[http://www.ffbooks.co.uk/n4/n23587.htm Fantastic Fiction] - for a fuller publication and ISBN listing. [[Category:1974 novels]] [[Category:Comedy novels]] [[Category:Novels by Tom Sharpe]] [[Category:England in fiction]]